Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Thank GOD for government!

Thank you Lord,
Had you not blessed me with a micro-managing, governing body of hardly elected "officials". I might not have been able to make a decision for myself. In fact I know I am incapable of making a good sane decision. But for the grace of God I have Government® to guide, nay, marshal me through my meager existence.
I often find myself inadequately prepared to confront my conscious reality. Were it not for Government® I would have most likely have perished before I was conceived.
They often know best what I should do, consume, say and think. Government® protects me from my own defective thoughts and decisions.
God Bless Government®
Amen

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